Benefits
SOME SERIOUS VALUE ADDED HEALTH!
I can write you a long article about the magical powers of these superfoods, but let’s be honest, are you really going to read it? Besides, there are much smarter scientists with way better SEO out there who have already written great blogs, so I’ll just give you the skinny on these fats and include links to the experts.
Too many vitamins and health benefits to list! But here’s a list…

SUPER SERIOUS INGREDIENTS:
Cocoa Powder & Butter
Nature’s aphrodisiac – Say whaaat?! Oh yeah, increased endorphins + serotonin + theobromine + Phenethylamine, or PEA = mood booster, happiness, relaxation, and feelin’ some type of way.
Antioxidants – super high levels of polyphenols like those found in wine and green tea. No it won’t get you drunk though.
Nature’s aphrodisiac – Say whaaat?! Oh yeah, increased endorphins + serotonin + theobromine + Phenethylamine, or PEA = mood booster, happiness, relaxation, and feelin’ some type of way.
Antioxidants – super high levels of polyphenols like those found in wine and green tea. No it won’t get you drunk though.
Pink Himalayan Salt
60+ trace minerals
Electrolytes – think Gatorade but way healthier
60+ trace minerals
Electrolytes – think Gatorade but way healthier
Cinnamon
Antioxidants, Outflammation, Brain booster, Blood sugar and weight loss, Fights infection
Antioxidants, Outflammation, Brain booster, Blood sugar and weight loss, Fights infection
MCT Oil
Medium Chain Triglycerides = healthy fats, Brain health, Weight management
Medium Chain Triglycerides = healthy fats, Brain health, Weight management
Monk Fruit
The Rolls Royce of sugar-free sweeteners!
300x sweeter than sugar, Antioxidants, anti-inflammation, anti-diabetes – it’s pretty anti in a good way
The Rolls Royce of sugar-free sweeteners!
300x sweeter than sugar, Antioxidants, anti-inflammation, anti-diabetes – it’s pretty anti in a good way
Reishi Mushroom Powder
The zen mushroom, reishi is great for stress, relaxation, and chilling out (not like any of us need that though).
The zen mushroom, reishi is great for stress, relaxation, and chilling out (not like any of us need that though).
STOP NASTY DISEASES IN THEIR TRACKS HELPS FIGHT
Cancer
Starve tumors, not yourself.
Starve tumors, not yourself.
Inflammation
More like Out-flammation.
More like Out-flammation.
Diabetes
Move over McDonald’s, this is no place for diabetes.
Move over McDonald’s, this is no place for diabetes.
Blood Pressure
You can calm down now.
You can calm down now.
Angry Exes
Put the past in the past.
Put the past in the past.
CASHEWS, WALNUTS,& MACADAMIA NUTS IMPROVE:
Heart Health
Yay Cardio!
Yay Cardio!
Bones and joints
For those old timers & soon-to-be old timers (spoiler alert – we’re all moving in that direction)
For those old timers & soon-to-be old timers (spoiler alert – we’re all moving in that direction)
Hair and skin
Glow like your favorite Instagram filter
Glow like your favorite Instagram filter
Manage Weight
Fats make you skinny? Mind. Blown.
Fats make you skinny? Mind. Blown.
Gut health
Gut check time.
Gut check time.
Brain function
Increases IQ 35% and gullibility.
Increases IQ 35% and gullibility.
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
THANKS TO KANYE WEST… I MEAN VITAMINS & NUTRIENTS
NURTURE
Monounsaturated fats, fiber, vitamin B6, calcium, copper, iron, magnesium, manganese, potassium, selenium, and zinc.
Vitamin A, protein, thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, folates, and phosphorus (science talk for a lotta good shit)